It may be illegal, but I feel like I'm married to the dog too.

I know the title of this blog is 'Everybody Loves Abita,' (ed. Kate- And they DO!!!! ;)) but sometimes she can be too much. Kate and I got her as a test child one lonely autumn afternoon (ed. Kate- It was winter Karl lolz) (ed. Karl- Please stop interrupting me, dear), and she is the single most important female in my life (ed. Kate- WHAT?????) (ed. Karl- You're a wife, not a woman). But sometimes, truly, I feel like a bigamist. Not only does Abita sleep in our bed with us, but she also bathes with me. Kate taught her to eat at the table with us, but I don't think she's quite got the table etiquette down yet. It's a salad fork, Abita, learn how to use it!!!! lolz. Anyway, I'd ask this to Kate, but she doesn't want to overshadow me with her law school expertise. So can anyone tell me of any prior cases involving human/animal bigamy? Am I a pioneer in this field? I'm torts-ured with anticipation LOL =).