Scott From PR [fattybonghits420@hotmail.com]
Sat, Jul 7, 2007 at 12:43 PM
To: everybodylovesabita@gmail.com
K8,
Hey babe, Scottster here. Guess what? Your fucking dog killed me and your husband buried me under a fountain. That gringo husband of yours better slow his roll before I back my size twelve up his culo.
What happened to tossin back a few frost-brewed slices of heaven and playing hide the weasel? Did you think I wasn’t gonna lay that sweet ass of yours? Come on, you were diggin the shit out of my new body spray, I could tell.
But whatevs…
So heres the plan my red-headed puta barata. I came back from the dead the Zombie Pimp of Zaezeron, to destroy the one they call the Mutt Mangler with my boner. The devil is a brown haired canine and I’m the white hot warrior out to destroy this inter-species orgy of fur. You like that? Huh?!? You like THAT?!?!
Didn’t think so
Your Scotty is back with special powers and a few surprises in his pants. I also gotz my secret weapon. Your lesbian girlfriend got the best of Hoagie, but he won’t be denied again. Just wait until I’ve packed him good, you’ll see.
I want you to know I ain’t done with you. We have some business to take care of and my wank is itchy for some female stank. Don’t mind the sores on my crank, it’s part of being undead. The people of earth have no idea what it’s capable of and the powers from within my crotch. So get your pussy cream ready cuz daddy’s back in town.
Scotty Out!
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