Karl here, trying to stay relevant.

Kate and I had another funny fight the other day, so I decided to act it out using the two action figures in the house Abita hasn't eaten.

Okay, so in this Kate will be played by Dr. Satan and I will be portrayed by Jesus.

Act 1:


"Karl? Karl? Where are you Karl?"



"Here I am my lovely bride."



"Karl, what have I told you about leaving the seat up on the toliet?"



"Uh oh."



"You know I have to teach you a lesson, Karl. It's for your own good."



"This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."



"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm bleeding!!!!!!"


Marriage is fun.