these are not hints or nothing

Kate here.

I am not writing this post as some sort of subtle way of getting Karl to buy stuff for me. Nope. I just figured this would be a good time to show everyone what I want and deserve from my husband. You know, as a gift for me being awesome and pretty (and not making out with that hunk Scott from the PR department. Oh my, our trip to Scottsdale will be AWKWARD).

1. the IKEA PS GULLHOLMEN rocking chair

Not only do I LOOOOOVE rocking chairs, but I want my chair to look like I can take it to the honky tonk and have an orgasm on it (for once).

2. a Louis Vuitton Small Ring Koala Agenda

I already have an agenda. Now I want an agenda. Doesn't that make sense? I would have chosen something else from Louis Vuitton, but their website is soooo slow because of that stupid race. Karl told me he would enter his boat in it this year, but it's still dry docked at the Tucson harbor.

3. An Asian baby

Abita's lonely during the day. And I need to start a collection. Asian babies are like Pokemon. I'm gonna name it (him or her, it doesnt matter).....Turbodog. Or Steve (sigh).

4. This

Karl, I want a fucking yacht.

Love you!