Saturday, June 9, 2007

The Dinner Guest - Chapter 3: Scott's Story

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SuNdAyz DiNneR

Karl and Kate <everybodylovesabita@gmail.com>

Scott From PR <fattybonghits420@hotmail.com>

Sat, Jun 9, 2007 at 12:46 PM
To: everybodylovesabita@gmail.com

K8,

It's the the Scott man, droping you a line aboutz diner tomorrow. NOte: Stock up on the Silver Bullet - cause Scott's getting wasted!! *laffs*

Too bad your husband's going to bne there. He's not one of those deaf dudes that tries to talk and it sounds funny, right? :( That woudl totally kill my buzz.

I guess you have to putj those pedople to bed early so maybe when he passes out we can keep the parying roliing. I gotz my degree in drinking games from Vassar, so it's going to rawk.;)

I hope I'm nott too hung over from tonight lolz. THat chick JUlie from sales diggs my 'stache we're going clulbbing. I'm hoping to see her vagina. I kicked her dog last time we went out, but she's over that. I gotz her to piut her John Adams on the adoption paperz, so adios doggie.

You dont have a dog, right?

Pax,

El Scotto

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dude Scottster! I was just talking about you to the new pledges at the Delt house and I was like "Drink freshman ur just luck my man Scott isn't here or he'd make you toss his salad cuz ur a fag pledge!"

plz call me ... i miss your sweet embrace ... :(